Because you like Simon Templar in The Saint
Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .
Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.
This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.
