Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

Talented but anxious, Shinji Ikari struggles to bear the challenges that life hands him. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Fun and feisty on the outside, Meredith Grey is dark and twisty on the inside. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A tough tomboy with a protective streak, Maximum Ride is a human-bird hybrid. See them in Maximum Ride.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Resourceful and courageous, Chun-Li is dedicated to using her considerable strengths against evil. See them in Street Fighter.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.