Because you like Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom. See them in Watchmen.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.