Because you like Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

An adventurous dreamer, George Bailey always winds up putting other people's dreams first. See them in It's A Wonderful Life.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Liesel Meminger is trying to ease the suffering of those around her, German and Jew alike. See them in The Book Thief.

Romantic, impulsive, and captivated by the joys of life, Natasha Rostova is on the messy path of growing up. See them in War and Peace.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.