Because you like Fozzie Bear in The Muppet Movie

The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Nick Carraway is the perfect observer: always there for the events, but never too involved. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

After years of being a nerdy loner, Seth Cohen can't wait to shower charm on his newfound friends. See them in The O.C..

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.