Because you like Fozzie Bear in The Muppet Movie

Juliet Capulet falls head over heels for her rival family's resident sweet talker, Romeo. See them in Romeo & Juliet.

The incomplete experiment of an inventor, Edward Scissorhands was left with blades instead of hands and an unpolished understanding of the world. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Liz Lemon is a lover of comedy, geek stuff, and night cheese. See them in 30 Rock.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Nick Carraway is the perfect observer: always there for the events, but never too involved. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.