Because you like Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.