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Bertie Wooster
76

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

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Harry Dresden
199

Gruff and sarcastic, Detective Harry Dresden use unconventional ways to track down perps, including using magic and the supernatural. See them in The Dresden Files.

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Don Quixote
306

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

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DEATH
468

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

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Ishmael
190

Ishmael is a quiet observer on a larger-than-life quest. See them in Moby Dick.

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Silk Spectre
281

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom. See them in Watchmen.

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Artemis Fowl
734

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

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Jesse Custer
319

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

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Dr. Manhattan
501

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

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Quasimodo
560

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Dredd
325

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

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Huck Finn
485

With an undeniable sense of adventure, Huck Finn is an expert at getting into and, more importantly, out of sticky situations. See them in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.