Because you like Monsieur Gustave H. in The Grand Budapest Hotel

Effy Stonem is cool and collected with a wry smile on her face and a cigarette between her lips. See them in Skins.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

For Dana Scully, sometimes looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to the probable explanation right in front of you. See them in The X-Files.

Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.