Because you like Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Most of the world has been wiped out from The Beast. And when The Beast comes, Cole MacGrath will be ready. See them in inFAMOUS.

After surviving a CIA mission that was supposed to kill him, ex-military man John Reese bets it all on a chance to redeem himself. See them in Person of Interest.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Twisted and seemingly soulless, Bellatrix Lestrange finds joy in making others suffer. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Rory Williams is a caring companion whose specialty is looking after others. See them in Doctor Who.