Because you like Jared Vennett in The Big Short

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.