Because you like Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Chanel Oberlin is a big fan of herself, and she can't see why anyone else wouldn't be too. See them in Scream Queens.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Patrick's time as a fake psychic made him a master manipulator. But he now seeks to only use his talent for good. See them in The Mentalist.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

A photographic memory is just one of many skills Lexie Grey brings to the table as a surgeon. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

The party never really ends with Penny Lane, a rock-worshipping groupie who is refreshingly self-aware and free-spirited. See them in Almost Famous.