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Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Adults call him troubled and kids call him crazy, but Donnie Darko is too busy following the instructions of a giant bunny rabbit to care. See them in Donnie Darko.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Orphan Bruce Wayne has a tortured soul, but he's trying his best to weed out corruption. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.