Because you like Yvaine in Stardust

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Stoic, cynical, and independent, Homura Akemi is an alluring enigma. See them in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Lelouch vi Britannia is a high school student by day, masked destroyer of tyrannical empires by night. See them in Code Geass.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.