Because you like Vern Tessio in Stand By Me

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Driven yet empathetic, Emily Prentiss brings humanity to the pursuit of inhuman killers. See them in Criminal Minds.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Derek Shepherd is a talented and passionate neurosurgeon. Some people call him McDreamy. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.