Because you like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Equal parts funny and neurotic, Cory Matthews has a warm and generous spirit. See them in Boy Meets World.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Michael is an angelic architect with a whimsical worldview. See them in The Good Place.

Liesel Meminger is trying to ease the suffering of those around her, German and Jew alike. See them in The Book Thief.

An all-business doc , Miranda Bailey dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough." See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.

Molly Weasley runs a household teeming with magic: gnomes run around the garden, dishes wash themselves, and noisy ghouls rule the attic. See them in Harry Potter Series.