Because you like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

A vampire hunter, Integra Hellsing doesn't tolerate failure, least of all her own. See them in Hellsing.