Because you like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

Helena is a mentally unstable, childish, and completely merciless. And most of all, she's an unstoppable killer. See them in Orphan Black.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

A vampire hunter, Integra Hellsing doesn't tolerate failure, least of all her own. See them in Hellsing.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.