Because you like Norman Bates in Psycho

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.