Because you like Jack Kelly in Newsies

Once a lonely hat maker, Sophie Hatter is now cleaning goo from bathtubs and cooking breakfast for the grumpiest wizard in all the land. See them in Howl's Moving Castle.

A goldfish princess, Ponyo follows her dreams wherever they lead her. See them in Ponyo.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A cheerful alien, E.T. just wants to phone home. See them in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

Jenna Rink is physically 30 but emotionally 13. She has a better excuse than most. See them in 13 Going on 30.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

A formerly timid caterpillar, Kurt Hummel is transforming into a glamorous, confident butterfly. See them in Glee.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

A bookish know-it-all with a bossy streak, Hermione Granger always stands up for what she believes in. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Percy Jackson is an ordinary student thrust into the world of myth come alive. See them in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

Neytiri is an accomplished woman with no patience for stupidity. See them in Avatar.