Because you like Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

The Little Prince is a childlike wonder personified in a tiny package. See them in The Little Prince.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.