Because you like Vada Sultenfuss in My Girl

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.

Dustin Henderson doesn't let the bullies get to him. He's secure in who he is and that his friends have his back. See them in Stranger Things.

Meg March might yearn for a life of ballgowns and diamond necklaces, but the boy she falls for doesn't have a penny to his name. See them in Little Women.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Bart Simpson is an aspiring juvenile delinquent who doesn't want you to have a cow, man! See them in The Simpsons.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.