Because you like Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Villanelle is a hired assassin who loves committing murder as much as she loves dressing up in fancy pink ballgowns. See them in Killing Eve.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.