Because you like Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Impassive, overly literal, and a little short on people skills, Angel dedicates her life to enforcing the rules. See them in Angel Beats!.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Growing up is hard for Carl Grimes. Growing up in a zombie apocalypse is even harder. See them in The Walking Dead.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.