Because you like Longfellow Deeds in Mr. Deeds

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Taking down villains, standing up to sexism, and pulling off a bright-red lipstick are all in a day's work for Agent Peggy Carter. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Twisted and seemingly soulless, Bellatrix Lestrange finds joy in making others suffer. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.