Because you like Satine in Moulin Rouge

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

When he's not working as a detective, Lucifer is driving around in a black convertible or having one-night stands. See them in Lucifer.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.