Because you like Satine in Moulin Rouge

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Miles Morales was bitten by a radioactive spider, put on the webbed spandex, and beat up his first bad guy before his voice changed. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

When he's not working as a detective, Lucifer is driving around in a black convertible or having one-night stands. See them in Lucifer.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.