Because you like Tom Reagan in Miller's Crossing

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Jim Raynor is a decent man in an indecent universe. See them in StarCraft.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.