Because you like Joe Buck in Midnight Cowboy

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Rebecca Bunch struggles with decision making. So much so that she chases her high school boyfriend across the country to win him back. See them in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.