Because you like Leonard Shelby in Memento

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Catwoman might be slightly unhinged, but you can't say this feline villainess isn't confident. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

Privileged young Bruce's childhood was nearly perfect. Now, his life is anything but. See them in Gotham.

James Wilson is a compassionate doctor who willingly plays the sidekick. See them in House M.D..

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.