Because you like Dwayne Hoover in Little Miss Sunshine

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.