Because you like Jupiter Jones in Jupiter Ascending

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Leslie Knope can accomplish anything, literally anything, with a little grit and help from her office. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Cisco Ramon is a proud, enthusiastic member of a superhero support team. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.