Because you like Balem Abrasax in Jupiter Ascending

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

After alien Haruko rides in on her Vespa, giant robots spouting from Naota Nandaba's forehead soon become the least of his worries. See them in FLCL.

A brave but pessimistic nobleman, Boromir knows one does not simply walk into Mordor. See them in The Lord of the Rings.