Because you like Dale Arbus in Horrible Bosses

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.