Because you like Alex Hitchens in Hitch

They say they saved Adam Jensen by turning him into a cyborg, but he's not sure saved is the right word. See them in Deus Ex Series.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

The destroyer, Drax lives for one thing and one thing only: revenge. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.