Because you like Siegfried Schtauffen in SoulCalibur

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.