Because you like Enid Coleslaw in Ghost World

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

Though a painful tragedy leaves her closed off and distant, Rosalina is still an endlessly kind princess. See them in Super Mario Galaxy .

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.