Because you like Enid Coleslaw in Ghost World

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

An ambitious man of science, Norman Osborn has become green with envy over Spider-Man's powers. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A crooked cop, Harvey Bullock is the product of a not-so-just criminal justice system. See them in Gotham.

Though a painful tragedy leaves her closed off and distant, Rosalina is still an endlessly kind princess. See them in Super Mario Galaxy .

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

He may seem like a charismatic leader, but Bellamy also has a ruthless, self-serving streak See them in The 100.

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.