Because you like Enid Coleslaw in Ghost World

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

A premier member of the leather cat-suit club, Selene can chill you with a stony look, or ice you with her ninja moves. See them in Underworld.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Undercover as an average high school student, Kallen Stadtfeld is actually most at ease when the action's fast, furious, and dangerous. See them in Code Geass.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Just a hint of human emotion lurks under the enigmatic exterior of Rei Ayanami. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Kat Stratford is part of the "out" crowd and proud of it. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.