Because you like Pamela Voorhees in Friday the 13th
Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.
Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.
Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.
A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.
It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.
Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.
Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.
Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.