Because you like John Rambo in First Blood

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Donna is boisterous and spunky traveller of the TARDIS, exploring worlds beyond the simple mundane enterprises of Earth. See them in Doctor Who.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

Disgust is a friend who makes sure you stay away from all things gross. See them in Inside Out.

Duck, girl, and legend: Ahiru's identities confuse even herself at times, and she often wonders which of them is truly her. See them in Princess Tutu.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

V is a violent anarchist with literally nothing left to lose. But, he might have a point. See them in V for Vendetta.

For Dana Scully, sometimes looking for extreme possibilities makes you blind to the probable explanation right in front of you. See them in The X-Files.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.