Because you like Dracula in Dracula

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

An alien living in a temple shaped like a giant woman, Pearl enjoys ballet, fencing, and using her magical spear. See them in Steven Universe.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Queenie Goldstein is beautiful, kind, and probably currently reading your mind. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Edward Elric has a quick mind along with a quick temper. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.