Because you like Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Driven and straightforward with high-technology parts, EVE was sent to Earth to see if it is habitable. See them in WALL-E.

Elizabeth Harmon loves to win at chess, but competitive pressure and her past are taking a toll. See them in The Queen's Gambit.

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.