Because you like Greg Heffley in Diary of a Wimpy Kid

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.

Nozomu's name translates to despair, which is fitting for him. See them in Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Aimee Finecky has big dreams, but she's too busy taking care of everyone else's desires. See them in The Spectacular Now.

Dutiful, composed, and aloof, Sun Bak is the fighting force behind her team of eight "sensates" who are telepathically linked. See them in Sense8.

Elizabeth Harmon loves to win at chess, but competitive pressure and her past are taking a toll. See them in The Queen's Gambit.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

NiGHTS is a powerful but childlike spirit who hates being told what to do. See them in NiGHTS into Dreams.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.