Because you like Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
A meticulous forensic scientist, Edward Nygma is insanely good at his job. Emphasis on the "insane" part. See them in Gotham.
An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.