Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Holly Golightly spends so much time trying to be other people's dream girl, she doesn't really know what kind of girl she actually is. See them in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

This mathematical genius doesn't have time for small talk; Alan Turing needs to break Enigma, the Nazi's cipher machine. See them in The Imitation Game.

Sharply perceptive and stubbornly principled, Jane Eyre might not have a very loud voice, but she knows when and how to use it. See them in Jane Eyre.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Whether he's performing "illusions" or running the family business, one thing is certain: Gob Bluth will screw it up. See them in Arrested Development.