Because you like Rick Blaine in Casablanca

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

She got locked up so her husband could make it big, but now Cookie Lyon is coming for what's hers. See them in Empire.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Anywhere there's adventure, Jaskier is there to write a catchy song about it. See them in The Witcher.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.