Because you like Jess Kaur Bhamra in Bend It Like Beckham

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Armed guards, FBI agents, notorious serial killers – Hannibal Lecter has bested them all, with time to finish dessert afterwards. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying banker knows otherwise. See them in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

A star student destined for Princeton, nerdy Devi Vishwakumar dreams of losing her virginity to a stone-cold hottie who can "rock her all night long." See them in Never Have I Ever.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Kayla Day is externally shy, but internally spirited Gucci! See them in Eighth Grade.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.