Because you like Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Undercover as an average high school student, Kallen Stadtfeld is actually most at ease when the action's fast, furious, and dangerous. See them in Code Geass.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

Izzie Stevens is a model-turned-med student who can do it all, even if people underestimate her. See them in Grey's Anatomy.