Because you like Brick Tamland in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Violet Parr is an angsty teen would love to become even more invisible than her superpowers allow. See them in The Incredibles.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.