Because you like Jim Levenstein in American Pie

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

After figuring out how both the light and dark halves of his soul could co-exist, Jak is maturing into a real hero. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Nick Wilde is sly like a fox. And not just because he is one. See them in Zootopia.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.