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Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Jack Skellington is a nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice. See them in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

If Eleanor Shellstrop's true identity is revealed, she'll be sent to The Bad Place. See them in The Good Place.

Fear is a ball of nerves and a voice of caution. See them in Inside Out.

Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.

Quirky teen Carly Shay is the director of her own life story. See them in iCarly.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.