Because you like Nick Birch in Big Mouth

Juliet Capulet falls head over heels for her rival family's resident sweet talker, Romeo. See them in Romeo & Juliet.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Robin Scherbatsky is a former teen pop star who loves dogs and is scared of relationships. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Esmeralda's street wisdom is unparalleled. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Nick Wilde is sly like a fox. And not just because he is one. See them in Zootopia.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Hiro is a free-spirit and remarkable genius who loves bot fighting and problem-solving. See them in Big Hero 6.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.