Because you like Blake Henderson in Workaholics

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

This wizard is never late, nor is he early. Gandalf arrives precisely when he means to. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Adelaide's a caring mom who winds up battling herself. See them in Us.

A Berlin-based locksmith by day, Wolfgang Bogdanow is a world-class thief by night. He can also see out of other people's eyes, but that's a different issue. See them in Sense8.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.