Because you like Sookie Stackhouse in True Blood

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Quirky teen Carly Shay is the director of her own life story. See them in iCarly.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Lolita is full of drama and out of control. See them in Lolita.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

The Warden of the camp says that digging holes in the desert builds character, but Stanley Yelnats suspects there's more to it. See them in Holes.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.